Archive | October, 2010

Amelia Earhart and Mick Jagger look like Mother and Son!

19 Oct

The resemblance between aviation pioneer, Amelia Earhart, and Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, is uncanny.
Amelia Earhart:
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Mick Jagger:
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Ad Fail – Would you like some BUTT PASTE with that?

19 Oct

FAIL! Quote in 1st paragraph: “One doctor recalls laughing, ‘ I used to send them over to George and say, he’s got a really good butt paste.'”
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Irritated by Serial Texters, HELLO I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

19 Oct

Something that has really annoyed me in the past year has been serial texters. I can’t stand it when people text while I am talking to them or standing right next to them. Many of them appear to have a compulsion with checking their phones. It drives me crazy. When I hang out with people, they should pay attention to ME! (and whoever else is with us) NOT other people in the digital realm. I know I’m not boring, and I’d much rather not resort to doing/saying something crazy to make them focus on me again (“WEEEEER GOIN STREAAAKINNG”).

PLEASE people, put down your phones when you are with others. It’s totally rude. And nature is nice.
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How to Master the Art of Sleeping during the day (or night)

17 Oct

If you are a slacker, college student, or workaholic, then you have most likely felt the need to take a nap in the middle of the day. Some people have issues falling asleep in the middle of the day, so they are unable to catch up on their “sleep debt.”
There is a SOLUTION.
Buy a SLEEPING MASK! They will block out the light that lets your brain know it’s daytime. Additionally, after a few uses, you will learn to associate the sleeping mask with SLEEP. Thus, every time you wear it, you will fall asleep like a baby.

The same solution applies if you have issues falling asleep at night. Normally, at night, your brain produces high levels of melatonin to help you fall asleep. If you have problems sleeping at night, then buy MELATONIN; an over-the-counter supplement to help promote sleep. Be sure to follow the directions on the supplement’s bottle to avoid forming a dependency on the supplement.

If you are regularly tired, even though you are getting enough sleep, then add exercise into your daily routine.

Sweet dreams!