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Real Housewives of NYC – Alex is batsh*t crazy!

18 Jun

I just saw the latest episode of the Real Housewives of New York City. I must say that alex is absolutely nuts. I’m tired of seeing her get involved with other people’s friendships, and basically sabotaging other people’s chances at making up. Last season, she RUINED Bethanny and Jill’s attempt at making up, and this season, she tried to ruin Jill and Ramona’s friendship? Why can’t these ladies (Alex) let each other speak for themselves in each of their friendships? Louann might be a bit condescending at times, but I’m with her on this. Alex has no place getting involved. Alex is generally irritating…

Amelia Earhart and Mick Jagger look like Mother and Son!

19 Oct

The resemblance between aviation pioneer, Amelia Earhart, and Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, is uncanny.
Amelia Earhart:
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Mick Jagger:
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Matt Bellamy + Kate Hudson = ????!!!!

6 Jul

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Matt Bellamy, the brilliant lead singer of MUSE has a new “beau”… Kate Hudson.
How did this combination even happen??? They are already introducing each other to their parents. Prior to Hudson, Bellamy used to be in a relationship from 2001-2007, and engaged from 2007 to 2010, to Italian model, Gaia Polloni.
Bellamy meeting someone new isn’t all that shocking. But getting this serious with someone he just met is.
Out of all the girls DYING to be with him, he chose KATE HUDSON??? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???
If she messes with his creativity, I WILL BE PISSED.
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Is Lady Gaga a MAN? PROOF that she isn’t…

3 Jul

Rumors have been circulating for a while that Lady Gaga is really a hermaphrodite.  Gaga fans know this rumor is complete BULLOCKS, and I, as a Gaga fan, feel that it is within my duty to disprove this rumor.

Here are some reasons/proofs that Lady Gaga is NOT a man…

1. She is an attention whore.

She THRIVES on publicity, whether it is good or bad.  If Lady Gaga was really a man, she would have shown her d!*k off by now.  She would EMBRACE her manhood; that is just the type of person she is.

2. The “proof” that she is a man could easily be something else…

The picture that has been circulating, showing her “manhood” looks more like a pad.  Lady Gaga is a woman.  She gets periods.  Some women use pads, while others use tampons.  She was probably using a pad that day.  Every girl KNOWS that wearing tight fitting clothing is never a good idea when wearing pads because they show awkward bumps like in the picture below. If that was really a d!ck, the size would be comparable to that of Napoleon’s.
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3. She looks flat… down there…

If you look at Gaga’s music videos and pictures, she is frequently only in underwear or underwear-like clothing (Madonna must be so proud).  It’s not like she can have a penis one day and take a break the next day.
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4. Jealous people are haters.

It’s interesting how she was considered “hot” when she released the “Just Dance” video, but now that she has explored her deeper, more artistic side, she is a “tranny.”  This can only be the work of jealous haters.

5. She loves the gays.

Gaga embraces the gays.  She gives them her full support.  She would have admitted to being a transsexual if it was really true.

6. Tight clothing and weird clothing material brings on erections.

The type of clothes that Gaga typically wears are made of interesting materials. When guys wear clothes like these, they get erections. With all the video and camera footage of Gaga up everywhere, there is NO EVIDENCE of her having an erection.

Megan Fox gets married and Megan Fox is DONE

3 Jul

Recently, Megan Fox got married to Brian Austen Green (whoever that guy is), who is 12 years older than her.  Their marriage seems random, especially when considering Megan Fox’s negative views regarding marriage.

Of course, this means that a lot of the Megan Fox fans are moving on, and she is losing her popularity (although this may also be due to her rubbish acting).

I’m kind of glad Megan Fox is losing popularity.  I was getting tired of seeing her in every celeb magazine with her mouth hanging open.  EVERY SINGLE PICTURE I have ever seen of Megan Fox shows her with her mouth hanging open.  Seriously, WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GIRL AND HER MOUTH???

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Note the gum in this last picture….

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I don’t get it.  She is a pretty girl– but WHY does she think she needs to make her mouth hang open in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO???

It’s NOT SEXY and is SO ANNOYING.  AHHHHHHHHHH!  Maybe she is trying to be like Angelina with her random marriage (Billy Bob + Angelina), etc; BUT SHE WILL NEVER BE LIKE ANGELINA!!!  I’m guessing her next stop is adopting needy children…

I wonder how she chews her food?  ewww….

I heart Tim Roth and the show, Lie to Me

14 Jun

What is not to love about Tim Roth and the show Lie to Me?
For people who have never seen the show, Tim Roth plays Dr. Lightman, the leader of a company that specializes in deception and catching microexpressions/lies on people’s faces.
From catching psycho killers to scam artists, Dr. Lightman sees it all.
The good news is that Lie to Me is BACK from its hiatus.
I don’t know if it’s his accent or his intense gaze but Tim Roth is amazing in this role.
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The Church of Bob Saget, WWBSD (What would Bob Saget do?)

13 Jun

Bob Saget loves everyone no matter their race, creed, or sexual orientation.
He forgives you for your sins even if you don’t watch his shitty shows.

We all know you sat in front of your TV every Sunday and watch the almighty Bob Saget show you the funniest home videos ever.
Bob Saget showed you America’s shenanigans.

As the Father, Bob Saget showed you good morals and values in Full House, while Holy Joey made jokes.

By following Bob Saget, you can be saved from spending an eternity with Evil Jessie.
Bob Saget has always known how to bring joy to our hearts and we must worship him.

6 Questions and Answers regarding the almighty Bob Saget:
1. How did the Church of Bob Saget begin?
2. Is Bob Saget really funny?
3. Where can I watch Full House reruns?
4. I am sad. Can Bob Saget help me?
5. How can I find the power of Bob Saget within me?
6. Can only the Church of Bob Saget followers be saved?

1. The Church of Bob Saget began after the showing of Full House.
2. Bob Saget is one of the funniest men alive.
3. You can purchase these on DVDs. It is important to watch Full House episodes and worship the Church of Bob Saget daily.
4. Bob Saget loves everyone and would be glad to save you through his witty humor.
5. You just have to believe.
6. Yes, which is why you should join today.
http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/

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