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Mixed feelings on new GaGa :( y I might leave the Haus of Gaga

18 Jun

I’m not too cray cray about Lady Gaga’s new album–in fact, I’m so “meh” about the new album that I may remove it as my “religion” on facebook. Yes, I am being completely cereal!
But in all seriousness, what the hell happened to my dear Gaga? This album is weird, and not in the good way. I usually keep an open mind when it comes to music, and I listen to pretty much anything. I’ve listened to music as bizzare as Bjork and Radiohead and liked it. I’ve been a fan of obscure indie songs, mainstream pop songs, rap, hip hop, dance, trance, and so on. Unfortunately, this new Gaga album isn’t growing on me. 😦 I love Gaga, but I may have to find a new idol due to this monstrosity. I never really liked 80s Madonna, so why should 80s throwback Gaga be any different.

Here is a summary of her album: It sounds like Gaga took a time machine back to a 1970s gay discoteque in Germany, where all the men wear assless leather chaps. No, this is not a good thing to me.

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Sir Bob Geldof is an ASSHOLE; death of Mother of INXS

7 Dec

I am a HUGE INXS fan, and just recently found out that Michael Hutchence’s (the former lead singer of INXS who died during the 90s) mother, Patricia Hutchence, died on September 22nd, 2010.  For those of you who don’t know, Michael Hutchence had a daughter, Tiger Lily, with Paula Yates.

Both parents died; Michael died from suicide (contested) in 97, and Yates died from a heroin overdose in 2000.  Before committing suicide, Michael was reported to have said that he could not bear to be away from his baby (Tiger Lily) any longer (Paula Yates had taken the child away).  After both parents’ deaths, Tiger Lily’s custody was given to Bob Geldof so that she could grow up with her half sisters.  Ever since Michael’s death, Tiger has only been allowed to visit her grandparents (Michael’s parents) a HANDFUL of times.  Geldof has refused to allow Tiger Lily’s grandparents to see her.  Now imagine, Patricia Hutchence and her husband already lost their son to a tragedy… and this JERK wouldn’t even let them see the ONLY REMAINDER of Michael that this world has left…  TIGER???

 

This makes me FURIOUS!  Who does BOB GELDOF think he is???  He’s not the child’s true father!  I’m guessing he HATED Michael, and has probably filled this poor child’s head with LIES about who her daddy really was!  Why won’t he let Tiger Lily see her real family?  Various members of Hutchance’s family have TRIED to either gain custody of or to see Tiger Lily.  WHY WON’T HE GRANT THEIR WISH???  THEY’VE ALREADY LOST MICHAEL!  I bet he only wants the MONEY that Tiger Lily’s estate has to offer.

BOB GELDOF IS A SHIT HUMAN BEING AND A SHITTY ARTIST.  HE THINKS HE’S SO GREAT???  I had never even HEARD of him until I found out who had custody of Tiger; THAT’S how unpopular he is across the globe.

Sir Bob Geldof, ALLOW Tiger Lily to see what’s left of her family before it’s too late, or else the world will continue to think of you as a worthless and cruel POS.

College isn’t worth it when grads lack basic grammar/spelling abilities

6 Dec

I recently read an article on yahoo about a college grad who took out the maximum amount possible ($200,000) in LOANS for a degree in SOCIOLOGY! While she WAS a complete idiot for taking that much money out for a useless degree, the comments below the article were what frustrated me the most.
Most comments read something like: “your an ideot I went to colege for only 11000 dollars and I has a degree in engineering.”
WHY don’t college students know the difference between “your” and “you’re”???? WHY is their spelling so atrocious when they can use SPELL CHECK??? AMERICA, THIS IS EMBARRASSING! Our country must have some of the stupidest college grads EVER!!! If you plan on going to college, then PLEASE LEARN BASIC GRAMMAR!
I admit that my grammar is not flawless, but even I know the basics behind using apostrophes (your vs. you’re, it’s vs. its).

Ad Fail – Would you like some BUTT PASTE with that?

19 Oct

FAIL! Quote in 1st paragraph: “One doctor recalls laughing, ‘ I used to send them over to George and say, he’s got a really good butt paste.'”
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Irritated by Serial Texters, HELLO I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

19 Oct

Something that has really annoyed me in the past year has been serial texters. I can’t stand it when people text while I am talking to them or standing right next to them. Many of them appear to have a compulsion with checking their phones. It drives me crazy. When I hang out with people, they should pay attention to ME! (and whoever else is with us) NOT other people in the digital realm. I know I’m not boring, and I’d much rather not resort to doing/saying something crazy to make them focus on me again (“WEEEEER GOIN STREAAAKINNG”).

PLEASE people, put down your phones when you are with others. It’s totally rude. And nature is nice.
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Burger King Creeper Guy

3 Sep

Would you let this man near your children?
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Info:
Name: the “Marvelous Magical Burger King”
Looks: red-bearded, victorean-era king
Occupation: Rules the Burger King Kingdom, performs “tricks” for kids in old 70s commercials

-Known to have 1-2 child companions.
-Gets a little too close with children in his “Magical Kingdom” (IS THAT A EUPHEMISM FOR PANTS?).
-Has a creepy mustache.

The King is a pervert (WHERE have we heard THAT before??).
“WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?”
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Justin is a saaaaaad Bieber :'(

30 Aug

When Justin sings, it looks like he is crying.

Why so sad, Bieber?

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