Tag Archives: silly

Ad Fail – Would you like some BUTT PASTE with that?

19 Oct

FAIL! Quote in 1st paragraph: “One doctor recalls laughing, ‘ I used to send them over to George and say, he’s got a really good butt paste.'”
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Burger King Creeper Guy

3 Sep

Would you let this man near your children?
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Info:
Name: the “Marvelous Magical Burger King”
Looks: red-bearded, victorean-era king
Occupation: Rules the Burger King Kingdom, performs “tricks” for kids in old 70s commercials

-Known to have 1-2 child companions.
-Gets a little too close with children in his “Magical Kingdom” (IS THAT A EUPHEMISM FOR PANTS?).
-Has a creepy mustache.

The King is a pervert (WHERE have we heard THAT before??).
“WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?”
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Justin is a saaaaaad Bieber :'(

30 Aug

When Justin sings, it´╗┐ looks like he is crying.

Why so sad, Bieber?

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Keanu Reeves + Kristen Stewart = Best Hollywood Combo Evr?

29 Aug

Some characteristics describing each star:
Keanu Reeves
-airhead
-no variation in voice
-attractive
-long eyelashes
-blank stare

Kristen Stewart
-stutter
-mumbles a lot
-blank stare
-not very “deep”

What would happen if Kristen Stewart and Keanu Reeves had bebes? They would have very beautiful, yet empty-minded children.
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Need SAT writing help? Greatest fake books ever.

15 Aug

For those who aren’t aware, the SAT essay does not require the use of examples from REAL books. If you need some fake book ideas, check out this list. Just add the fake name of the author “John Weatherbee” (or a better fake name) and you are good to go:

1. Driving Defensively with Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton will teach you all you need to know in order to sue the racist a$$holes who think they own the roadway.

2. Running Pond Summer
A coming of age novel about 14 yr old Johnny Macavoy, who learns what it means to be a real man.

3. Stories of Busville
All about Frederico’s crazy shenanigans done to p!ss off the bus driver, on the way to and from high school every day.

4. Gagagasms and Discosticks
An in depth examination of evidence proving that Gaga really has a “discostick.” Provides interesting evidence regarding Gaga’s superfans, who have undergone extreme surgery (including adding discosticks) in order to pretend they are her during interviews.

5. Abe Turner’s Winter In Birmingham
Abe Turner, a 45 yr old recent divorcee, moves to Birmingham to start his life anew, in a strange town where ghosts are rumoured to lurk at night.

6. You Like Curry, I Like Orange Juice
Annie Josephine goes on a study abroad trip to India, where she meets Palash, and learns more than she ever imagined about Indian culture.

7. Adventures of Boots and Pie
Can a 17 yr old Asian Warlord learn what it means to defend his family’s honor before it’s too late?

8. Truth is Limited
Criticism of the hypocrisy and poor reporting found in today’s journalism.

9. Tell Me What You Wanna Do
Craig Bronx joins a street gang, and by the time he realizes he has made a mistake, it is too late to get out.

SILLY People on YAHOO ANSWERS

22 Jul

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BEST YAHOO ANSWER EVER?

10 Jul

Some of the funniest questions I’ve ever seen, posted on Yahoo answers:

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