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How to get rid of HDD Low Rogue Malware

3 Jan

My laptop was recently infected with the malware, HDD Low.  Here is a foolproof way on how to get rid of it.

1. Restart computer and run safe mode with networking.  On XP, that means you press and hold “F8” during the restart.

2. Install Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.

http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Make sure you update the database before doing anything else.

3. Run a full scan of your C drive.  This may take a while. Note: DO NOT restart after the scan is over!

4. Delete anything that has been detected.  Mine detected around 10 problems.

5. Next, install CCleaner.

http://www.piriform.com/

Make sure the “Cleaner” option (as opposed to registry etc) is selected.  Make sure all the boxes are checked off.  Click “options” on the side, click “advanced,” and uncheck “Only delete files in the temp folder older than 24 hrs.”

6.  Click on “Cleaner” again, and run “analyze.”

7.  Next “run cleaner.”

8. You should be HDD Low-free as of this point!

9. As an added precaution, download a registry repair program to fix any problems in your registry.  Make sure you set a restore point before using a registry repair program, in case anything important gets deleted.  I used this one:

http://download.cnet.com/Free-Window-Registry-Repair/3000-2086_4-10606555.html

Sir Bob Geldof is an ASSHOLE; death of Mother of INXS

7 Dec

I am a HUGE INXS fan, and just recently found out that Michael Hutchence’s (the former lead singer of INXS who died during the 90s) mother, Patricia Hutchence, died on September 22nd, 2010.  For those of you who don’t know, Michael Hutchence had a daughter, Tiger Lily, with Paula Yates.

Both parents died; Michael died from suicide (contested) in 97, and Yates died from a heroin overdose in 2000.  Before committing suicide, Michael was reported to have said that he could not bear to be away from his baby (Tiger Lily) any longer (Paula Yates had taken the child away).  After both parents’ deaths, Tiger Lily’s custody was given to Bob Geldof so that she could grow up with her half sisters.  Ever since Michael’s death, Tiger has only been allowed to visit her grandparents (Michael’s parents) a HANDFUL of times.  Geldof has refused to allow Tiger Lily’s grandparents to see her.  Now imagine, Patricia Hutchence and her husband already lost their son to a tragedy… and this JERK wouldn’t even let them see the ONLY REMAINDER of Michael that this world has left…  TIGER???

 

This makes me FURIOUS!  Who does BOB GELDOF think he is???  He’s not the child’s true father!  I’m guessing he HATED Michael, and has probably filled this poor child’s head with LIES about who her daddy really was!  Why won’t he let Tiger Lily see her real family?  Various members of Hutchance’s family have TRIED to either gain custody of or to see Tiger Lily.  WHY WON’T HE GRANT THEIR WISH???  THEY’VE ALREADY LOST MICHAEL!  I bet he only wants the MONEY that Tiger Lily’s estate has to offer.

BOB GELDOF IS A SHIT HUMAN BEING AND A SHITTY ARTIST.  HE THINKS HE’S SO GREAT???  I had never even HEARD of him until I found out who had custody of Tiger; THAT’S how unpopular he is across the globe.

Sir Bob Geldof, ALLOW Tiger Lily to see what’s left of her family before it’s too late, or else the world will continue to think of you as a worthless and cruel POS.

How to Master the Art of Sleeping during the day (or night)

17 Oct

If you are a slacker, college student, or workaholic, then you have most likely felt the need to take a nap in the middle of the day. Some people have issues falling asleep in the middle of the day, so they are unable to catch up on their “sleep debt.”
There is a SOLUTION.
Buy a SLEEPING MASK! They will block out the light that lets your brain know it’s daytime. Additionally, after a few uses, you will learn to associate the sleeping mask with SLEEP. Thus, every time you wear it, you will fall asleep like a baby.

The same solution applies if you have issues falling asleep at night. Normally, at night, your brain produces high levels of melatonin to help you fall asleep. If you have problems sleeping at night, then buy MELATONIN; an over-the-counter supplement to help promote sleep. Be sure to follow the directions on the supplement’s bottle to avoid forming a dependency on the supplement.

If you are regularly tired, even though you are getting enough sleep, then add exercise into your daily routine.

Sweet dreams!

Need SAT writing help? Greatest fake books ever.

15 Aug

For those who aren’t aware, the SAT essay does not require the use of examples from REAL books. If you need some fake book ideas, check out this list. Just add the fake name of the author “John Weatherbee” (or a better fake name) and you are good to go:

1. Driving Defensively with Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton will teach you all you need to know in order to sue the racist a$$holes who think they own the roadway.

2. Running Pond Summer
A coming of age novel about 14 yr old Johnny Macavoy, who learns what it means to be a real man.

3. Stories of Busville
All about Frederico’s crazy shenanigans done to p!ss off the bus driver, on the way to and from high school every day.

4. Gagagasms and Discosticks
An in depth examination of evidence proving that Gaga really has a “discostick.” Provides interesting evidence regarding Gaga’s superfans, who have undergone extreme surgery (including adding discosticks) in order to pretend they are her during interviews.

5. Abe Turner’s Winter In Birmingham
Abe Turner, a 45 yr old recent divorcee, moves to Birmingham to start his life anew, in a strange town where ghosts are rumoured to lurk at night.

6. You Like Curry, I Like Orange Juice
Annie Josephine goes on a study abroad trip to India, where she meets Palash, and learns more than she ever imagined about Indian culture.

7. Adventures of Boots and Pie
Can a 17 yr old Asian Warlord learn what it means to defend his family’s honor before it’s too late?

8. Truth is Limited
Criticism of the hypocrisy and poor reporting found in today’s journalism.

9. Tell Me What You Wanna Do
Craig Bronx joins a street gang, and by the time he realizes he has made a mistake, it is too late to get out.