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Real Housewives of NYC – Alex is batsh*t crazy!

18 Jun

I just saw the latest episode of the Real Housewives of New York City. I must say that alex is absolutely nuts. I’m tired of seeing her get involved with other people’s friendships, and basically sabotaging other people’s chances at making up. Last season, she RUINED Bethanny and Jill’s attempt at making up, and this season, she tried to ruin Jill and Ramona’s friendship? Why can’t these ladies (Alex) let each other speak for themselves in each of their friendships? Louann might be a bit condescending at times, but I’m with her on this. Alex has no place getting involved. Alex is generally irritating…

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Who’s da bitchiest DC Housewife? KAT

29 Aug

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Kat is by far the most annoying Housewife I have ever seen on any of the “Housewives” shows. She is rude and very in-your-face. She gets invited to events and proceeds to belittle the hosts.
She picks at every minor thing at hosts’ events. For example, the grapes at the Salahi vineyard appeared to be “store bought” and not off of a vine. WHO THE FiretrUCK cares???
The worst part about Kat is that she is a homewrecker. She had an affair with a married man, who left his wife to be with her. Not surprisingly, they have broken up since the airing of the show. I hope she does not reappear on Season 2.
I thought Brits were supposed to be POLITE!

“Huge” – a show that says it’s ok to be obese = WTF

28 Jun

Huge is a new TV series on ABC Family with a bunch of obese teenagers who have been sent to the camp to lose weight. The lead character, Will (played by Nikki Blonsky), refuses to lose weight and says she is “ok” with her size. She also leads an underground candy/junk food ring, causing other people to stay overweight too.

Being the exercise and health food nazi that I am, I have SEVERAL issues with this show. First of all, WTF. America is already obese enough as is. The LAST thing obese people need is a TV show telling them that their weight is OK. AHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! THEY NEED TO BECOME HEALTHIER!!!

And it’s not like the people on this show are slightly over their BMI… they are GROSSLY OBESE. Obesity is the most preventable cause of health issues in America. It leads to heart disease, type II diabetes, and an early death. This is the first time in history that the current generation of Americans may NOT OUTLIVE THEIR PARENTS. Health experts attribute this issue to OBESITY. And although BMI is not perfect, I would say it gives an accurate weight range people should be within.

Let me just say that losing weight is not easy… initially. But after about a month or two of regular exercise and weight training, it becomes a lot easier and the weight just starts coming off. Endocrine problems exist but they are rare.
I think that ABC Family has acted irresponsibly in allowing a show like this. The show should be about how the obese want to get more fit and down to a healthy weight, NOT how they’d like to stay overweight and do absolutely NO EXERCISE because they “like the way” they look. Whether or not someone likes being overweight doesn’t matter, but the HEALTH ISSUES do. Additionally, I’m guessing they made the actors/actresses on this show gain a lot of weight for their parts.

Needless to say, this BOTHERS ME.
I wonder what my fitness hero, Jillian Michaels, would have to say about this. She would probably scream at the campers…

Why LOST is the WORST SHOW EVER

22 Jun

Disclaimer: I was super pissed and harsh when I wrote this. But I waz bein realssss.
1. It’s not innovative.
Seriously? A plane crashes on an island and people try to survive? In this day and age? With GPS, cell phones, and satellites everywhere? BS. And since when does a plane just “turn around” and go off course?
This idea has been played out so many times that I’m sick of it. It’s very cliche and not innovative at all. If I want to watch/read about people getting stuck on an island, I will either watch Gilligan’s Island or read “Lord of the Flies.”

2. The lead characters are ugly.
If I’m going to watch 6 seasons of a show, I at least want the main characters to be somewhat attractive. But no, these are the ugliest characters I have ever seen.
Kate for example:
The only thing she has going for her is that she is thin. That’s it. She has an annoying voice, and she is totally fugly.
Jack: Wrinkles all over. No hair (buzz cut is not hair). Beady eyes. Yeah that’s exactly what is hot these days.
Hurley: …I don’t even know where to begin….
Boone: He looks like he is 12 yrs old.

3. The backstories are ridiculous and horribly written.
Kate felt so “upset” by her father’s abusive behavior that she had “no choice” but to kill him. Really? She’s a good person? No, she is a MURDERER and should be in jail. There is NO EXCUSE for killing someone.
Sawyer took another guy’s name who ruined his life? That’s not normal and he needs therapy.

4. The reason why they are on the island after six seasons is total BS.
Everyone is “flawed in some way.” Is that really the best they can do after six seasons of dragging on a show that should have been canceled after the pilot???

5. The characters themselves are poorly developed and not believable.
Jack: Since when is a surgeon this young?
Kate: A young skinny girl kills her father, randomly moves to Australia, etc.
Claire: A pregnant woman was told not give her baby up to ANYONE by a PSYCHIC???

6. Some whole seasons of the show are described by fans as “boring” and “filler seasons.”
If this show was really that great, there would not be a need for boring episodes and filler seasons.

7. LOST was dragged out for way too long, and each episode could have been cut shorter.
Some of the episodes of this show dragged on and on and on. They could have easily cut out a good 20-30 minutes without losing anything important from every episode. Also, all of the information given over this series should have been condensed to 3 seasons. 6 seasons was just overkill.

8. Nothing interesting happens in the beginning of the show so they add time travel.
People think the idea of magic and time travel on this show is amazing. I think the LOST writers couldn’t think of anything better to talk about, and were losing viewers, so they threw this in as a last resort. I just wish they had given up and allowed themselves to get canceled.

9. The story, and hallucinations they see only makes sense if all the castaways are high.
This show would have been a lot more interesting if all the cast members were high the whole time.

10. The show’s concept is depressing.
Random people get killed. There is a struggle between good and bad. There was a plane crash and rotting bodies. If I want to get stressed out or upset over something, I will watch the news, not a show like LOST.

In summary, LOST could have been a much better show if the episodes were cut in half, there were fewer seasons, there were better storylines, and everyone on the island was high. Then maybe this show would not be so boring. When it comes to time travel Doctor Who>>>>>>>Lost.
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Doctor Who Ep 12: (Spoilers) AMY POND IS DEAD AHHHHHHHHH

20 Jun

I just watched episode 12 of Doctor Who and AMY IS DEAD. RORY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???
and what is with RORY being a ROBOT???!!! I’ve known it from the start; ROBOTS will be behind the apocalypse. I have a hard time believing that a Doctor Who companion will be killed off. We will see in next week’s finale. Maybe Amy will slip through the crack with Rory together, and they can both NOT EXIST together.
There must have been a reason she was shot….
I still think River Song may be the Doctor’s daughter. That is the ONLY explanation for her closeness with him.
How will all the enemies who have bonded together save the universe? That is an odd twist.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

18 Jun

These ladies are kinda rough compared to the Real Housewives of NYC. Like too rough. I couldn’t really get into the show, but here are my biased opinions of some of the characters…

Dina
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-BLUE EYES!!!!
-She is a robot who is STARING INTO MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!! MUST CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW!!!

Danielle
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-She’s super tight with her kids. I respect that. Word.

Caroline
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-Ummmmmm she’s kind of butch……..

Jacqueline
-Who??? She is highly forgettable.

Teresa
-Italians r pretty cool.

Real Housewives of NYC, Liek OMG AL SHARPTON

18 Jun

My opinions of each housewife……..

Kelly
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-That betch is CRAZEEEEE!
-OMG AL SHARPTON
-I LOVE MY SATCHELS OF GOLD!
-I feel kind of bad for her; her divorce really messed her up.
-Is it just me, or does she sound and kinda look like a dude?

Bethenny
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-Really immature.
-Loves listening to the sound of her own voice.
-Annoying.
-Attacks other people then plays victim.
-Only wants things her own way.

Alex
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-Is a mean beeooootch.
-Says she doesn’t want drama, yet she’s normally the one starting it.
-Has a creepy and vicious lip curl.
-Way too stiff, needs to loosen up.
-“I need to deliver a message” Seriously??? That was LAME.

Jill
-Kind of rude and in your face, but that’s just how she is.
-Loves gossip.
-Tries to be a better person but fails. 😦
-Is too good for Bethenny anyway.

Ramona
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-Not a good friend.
-Is kinda boring.

LuAnn
-Loves playing both fields of friendships.
-Gives good-ish advice but still fraternizes with the enemy.
-She is THE COUNTESS.
-Her voice isn’t that good, but singing is usually about the attitude.

Sonja
-Is obsessed with sex.
-Does size rly make a difference? I bet Sonja could answer that…
-“I have a taste for c0ck and c0ck has a taste for me”
Okay she didn’t RLY say that but it sounds like something she would say.